is there anybody out there?

yizz y'all. min-t hear wit jus a qwick freekin re-minder to any out there that large mammal will b sweatin they collective asses off in a no-holds-barred, down and dirty at the hoedown. all are welcome, the party starts at 2p.m. with lots of cool cars and bikes, killer b-b-q, and of course beer. cold, cold beer. did i mention 8 hard rockin bands ? it all culminates in a rock-and-roll free-for-all with the downshifters and large mammal! we gonna blow the roof off the dump. this will be our only gig for the summer, as jesus is taking a short sabbatical for spiritual purposes. we been workin hard and are tighter than a bull frog's sphincter! hope to see allya bright shiney faces down in bradenton saturday! -the Rev. minTphresh